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Un-employed And Un-convicted Crooks Wanted


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I'm planning a raid on a LEGO packaging plant. We have several targets in mind, but if you are willing to help us out, your requested item will be added to the list. ;)

 

Our targets are as follows:

 

(10) Grand Prix Race

(10) LEGO® Castle Giant Chess Set

(10) Ultimate Collector's Millennium Falcon™

(10) Motorized Walking AT-AT™

(10) Vader’s TIE Advanced™

(10) LEGO® Mindstorms® NXT

(10) Indiana Jones™ Classic Adventures Collection

(10) BIONICLE® Phantoka Collection

(10) Imperial Star Destroyer™

(10) Death Star II™

 

Any volunteers? You'd get a share in the sets.

 

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Xero: Yes! 1 pickup truck, and some airsoft guns with tips taken off, and some Tipmann 98's should work.

 

Dalek: Take the cap off and your in. :)

 

A-A: Chicken...

 

Eranok: Oh,send it over. In cash.

 

DudeNuva: Okay, added.

 

Teebert: Seems a little much, but I'll try to fit it in...

 

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Can I join? I just saw Ocean's Eleven, so I think I can go steal something now....

 

Hmm...I've got some blunt shooters, some zamor launchers, some Midak, some Cordak, and their ammo.

 

I'd like to add some sets to that list though. But as long as I get a Falcon I'll be happy.

 

-CF

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Teebert: Nah, too easy to trace us if they see we have magic swords. Thanks anyway.

 

Dalek: Okay. :D

 

Eranok: Thanks. Got anymore where that came from?

 

Mandrogora: Where are they based? A sub?

 

Rohn: How big? How many? I may be able to use those...

 

Velox: Too much, you can have a full set of Phantoka, but that's it. :sly:

 

CF: Those weapons sound rather puny. Got a good looking airsoft or paintball gun? If you have one, you can have a Falcon.

 

Taipu: Yes it is. :D

 

I should have some diagrams and plans up some time today. :sly:

 

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Imagine about a thousand of those badboys scurryin' around, all with Cordaks locked and loaded. Yes, it is hard to remain conscious after that.

Oi,

-Rohn

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Okay, here's the plan:

 

Items needed:

 

1 Nuke

1000 Mutant Platypi

A lot of generic untraceable knockout gas.

Gas masks.

Box cutters.

1 van.

1 truck.

 

Plan:

 

1. Drive truck and car to plant at night.

2. Use the knockout gas and put on gas masks.

3. Go into the plant and open boxes with the box cutters and steal random sets.

4. Select boxes of the sets on the list and tip them over, cut out the bottoms, and remove the sets. Then tip the box upright.

5. Load all the sets gotten in Step 3 to a Lego truck.

6. Take all the sets gotten in Step 4 and load them into the truck we drove to the plant. I take this truck and go by myself to our secret hideout.

7. Unleash the mutant platypi on the plant.

8. Everybody gets into the Lego Truck and drives away leaving obvious tracks and leaving the van behind. Also, leave a Mapquest to where you're going in the Lego truck (a hotel).

9. Come to my secret hideout and get the sets that I owe you.

 

Any suggestions?

 

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