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I Posted This Like Two Years Ago


Lime Paradox

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(to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)

 

Oh, you better watch out

You better just hide

You better not shout

Or he'll hear your cry

Santa Claus is coming for you!

 

He lurks when you are sleeping

He stalks you when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

But he'll get you either way

 

Oh, You better duck down

You better crouch low

You better start to run

When you hear the ho-ho-ho

Santa Claus is coming for you!

 

His elves are equipped with lasers

And armed with paddles too

And if you get on their bad side

Then you're sure to get the boot (it's a cleet!)

 

Oh, his reindeer are rabid

They foam at the mouth

Stay clear of them

Or you'll soon say owch

Santa Claus is coming for you!

 

He has snowmen that throw snowballs

Out of 50-foot-tall cannons

And if you get near one of his toys

Then it just might suck you in

 

Oh, he lurks up above

He'll fall from the sky

You'll get plowed down

If you don't stay inside

Santa Claus is coming for you!

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