I Posted This Like Two Years Ago
(to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
Oh, you better watch out
You better just hide
You better not shout
Or he'll hear your cry
Santa Claus is coming for you!
He lurks when you are sleeping
He stalks you when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
But he'll get you either way
Oh, You better duck down
You better crouch low
You better start to run
When you hear the ho-ho-ho
Santa Claus is coming for you!
His elves are equipped with lasers
And armed with paddles too
And if you get on their bad side
Then you're sure to get the boot (it's a cleet!)
Oh, his reindeer are rabid
They foam at the mouth
Stay clear of them
Or you'll soon say owch
Santa Claus is coming for you!
He has snowmen that throw snowballs
Out of 50-foot-tall cannons
And if you get near one of his toys
Then it just might suck you in
Oh, he lurks up above
He'll fall from the sky
You'll get plowed down
If you don't stay inside
Santa Claus is coming for you!
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