In the end, it wasn't one of the entries.
A lot of them were fun and amusing, though! But my criteria was that the title had to be something that would fit me, was sort of personalized, and that I wouldn't mind having for a year.
So I've decided that the winner of the prize is Dorek, for suggesting "bionicle fan sometimes at home", which became the inspiration for my choice: Not currently at home.
Honorable mentions include:
Chro - Fought zombies once
Nuju Metru - Almost Bfamous
Scanty Demon - Once arrested for everything
Well played everyone, maybe we can do this again sometime.