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I Was In Deepest Africa…


Bfahome

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I was in deepest Africa,

Yes I was, yes I was.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching elephants to dance.

 

Don't look askance for elephants

love to sing & dance

in their fancy hot pants.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching elephants to dance.

 

I was in deepest Africa,

Yes I was, yes I was.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching a toucan to cancan.

 

When in Sudan a toucan can

cancan better than

any 10 toucans cancan.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching a toucan to cancan.

 

I was in deepest Africa,

Yes I was, yes I was.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching a gnu to knit.

 

Each stitch that gnu would knit

He would throw a fit

like a gnu knit-wit.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching a gnu to knit. (Knit 1, pearl 2; knit1, pearl 2)

 

I was in deepest Africa,

Yes I was, yes I was.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching a baboon to croon.

 

Each June that baboon croon

made the she baboon

loonier than moon loons.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching a baboon to croon.

 

I was in deepest Africa,

Yes I was, yes I was.

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching hippopotomi to fly.

 

Don't sigh, look up in the sky

hippopotomi

will be flying by

I was in deepest Africa,

Teaching hippopotomi to fly.

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That is a really cool poem! Did you write it, because that is seriously a crazy poem.

 

Elephant dancing? Hippos Flying? That's crazy!

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