You're attacked by a Repair Nektann

But apparently... I can too!

Read Stephen Colbert's I Am America and So Can You, by the author of Stephen Colbert's I Am America and So Can You.

He wrote the first one so good, he didn't have to write another to publish it...

If you write the first one good enough... you don't have to write another.

Um...sure. And Alex Trebek's Canada.

 

~Zhalath

At least he doesn't have self esteem issues.

 

If Stephen Colbert is America and Alex Trebek is Canada... then what's Pat Sajak?

So if Steven's America, and Conan made Colbert, Conan is the founding Father's, but since Stewart made Conan, that means Stewart is...

The founding grandfather.

If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I'd have 5 times the theoretical money. This is the Colbert Report.

Since sticking one of his stickers on my screen didn't work...

 

Best book ever.

 

Multi-Grain.

 

 

Stephen Colbert is WIN.

 

"And now time for a Colbert Report Special Report."

"Nation, I'm concerned"

VaxoFlakes.

He's:

Lincolnish, Americanistic, Multi-Grain, Megamerican...

President Bush have a hot dog with me