You know I took a look around my home today and realized something. For the most part I am stuck in the 90's. I mean I still have a wall phone with a *Says in ominous voice* CORD *Gasps*. But really There is something about being able to talk on the phone and having something to fidget with. Call it what you want I just enjoy being able to fidle with that cursed cord when I am speaking with someone.
Then I looked at my kitchen. Old style propane oven/stove, microwave that is older than me and not even a dishwasher just a little tray I can stack dishes in to dry. Am I upset by this? Not in the slightest.
When it comes to certain forms of technology I am clueless. Such as these new 'smart' phones. I still use my samsung flip phone. However mine is a light blue color. But none the less back on topic. why do i need my phone to do all this fancy stuff like connect to the internet, play games, turn on my house lights from miles away? I almost flipped my lid when i saw that they have apps or something that can adjust the temperature of your home from your phone. I was about ready to denounce humanity and become a hermit and live in a cave. Yet alas i didn't... even though it would be fun to become crazy eddie
*stands outside his cave*
"Hi! I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes. Do you want a rack of babies? We've got babies on racks!"
*Twenty thousand Crazy Eddie bucks for the first person to get that reference*
But my whole point to this little rant? Just that I enjoy not being technologically advanced.. Why mess with something that is working? So what if I get lost when alot of people start talking about techy stuff, I just nod my head and insert the appropriate comments at the proper sections.
*Behold the oldness*
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