It's Hot Enough To Roast A...roast.
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LarryBoy: Turakii's afraid to come upstairs to his computer, because it's so hot. It's hot because he lives under the Mangly Volcano or something like that. Anyways, it's hot, so I'll do him a favor and blog for him! 
Today, I found out firsthand the best way to make a fire (something very handy for any plunger-headed superhero to know, so if you're a plunger-headed superhero, you'll want to pay special attention to this part). First step, you need a fire pit. If you don't have a fire pit, you can just use a goldfish bowl duct-taped to a few golf clubs.
Now, you need to fill it with lots of newspapers, cardboard, and old, dry sticks.
And then you just blow on it, and there you have it!
I may have missed a step or two, but I don't think so. 
Just remember, you should always have an adult or three nearby when doing this, to hold up the golf clubs as you work. I didn't do that once. It took three days to get the goldfish bowl off my super-suction ear. (Plunger-headed superheroes, take note.)
Turakii got a picture taken of us early this morning, before the heat became too much for him. I think he posted it somewhere in General Artwork, but I can't give you a link to that. I'm not good at this link stuff. Superheroes have more important stuff to do than link.
According to some "dude new va," who is friends with an "iron lung," Turakii is ten times crazier than some other guy whose name is "oh new key."
People around here sure have odd names.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a game of Candyland I have to go finish with Alfred. I'm still stuck in the Molasses Swamp.
Super-suction ears...away!
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