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Q&a Rant. Raaawr.


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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So one day you wake up, yawn, stretch, and think, "Today is a great day to help out on BZP! "

 

You stroll leisurely to New Member Q&A and find a topic which, surprisingly enough, is not yet closed. Your hopes rise! You click! You scroll through the answers! But wait -- it seems to have a multitude of posts already overflowing with all the useful information the topic poster could ever need!

 

And yet -- why is it open, then? Clearly, because the staff are waiting for someone else (namely, you!) to add to it!

 

Posting box already open, you rapidly type away! Then, with a fanfare of trumpets and a dramatic click, you show the world your profound insight:

 

"Yeah, like everyone else said, it's a glitch."

 

...

 

DON'T. DO. THIS. >=(

 

Or I will hit you over the head with a mop. And throw shamwows at you.

 

...

 

Aaaaand... rant over!

 

*Rejoicing of the populace.*

 

 

Turakii

 

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Repetition sends Niki to bed crying lots and lots. :[

 

T's why we have the repetition rule. Repetition = spam.

 

Q&A staff don't like Q&A spam. AKA: Niki doesn't like Q&A spam either. >[

 

-Nikira

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Spam is bad on forums.

 

I don't know what Spam is made out of, so I'm not gonna say it tastes very good either.

Ham, I think, so you can't really eat it anyway. xP

 

And it tastes gross. Dx

 

~EW~

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE! ARE YOU TIRED OF EVERYONE POSTING THE SAME THING AGAIN IN THE SAME TOPIC? THE REPORT BUTTON IS GUARANTEED TO CLOSE TOPICS THAT HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! JUST CLICK, FILL IN THE FORM AND WATCH AS A MODERATOR CLOSES IT IN ONLY A FEW HOURS!

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! YOU CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER! THAT'S RIGHT, TWO REPORT BUTTONS TO DOUBLE THE CLOSING OF TOPICS! YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95! BUT YOU CAN ONLY GET THIS OFFER IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW!

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE! ARE YOU TIRED OF EVERYONE POSTING THE SAME THING AGAIN IN THE SAME TOPIC? THE REPORT BUTTON IS GUARANTEED TO CLOSE TOPICS THAT HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! JUST CLICK, FILL IN THE FORM AND WATCH AS A MODERATOR CLOSES IT IN ONLY A FEW HOURS!

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! YOU CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER! THAT'S RIGHT, TWO REPORT BUTTONS TO DOUBLE THE CLOSING OF TOPICS! YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95! BUT YOU CAN ONLY GET THIS OFFER IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW!

Hi, Vince here with Report button. Now, you may be wondering why would you need to post in a topic to say it's answered? You wouldn't wouldja? Now here comes the Report button. Check this out: One, click the button. Two, type the report. Three, hit send. It's that simple.

 

And if you call... within the next twenty minutes, cause you KNOW we can't do this all day, we'll even send you a free Moderator to close that topic. That's right, you get the closed topic absolutely free. Don't wait, here's how to order.

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I am so sorry Turakii...but I can't stop laughing...It's just too hilarious to watch staff ranting ^^

 

Now I've got this image of a high-up politician of some large country's government ranting about the public in front of parliament in mind...and hitting people with a mop.

(I would elaborate but it's politics and we all know we don't get into politics here)

 

 

And for once in my life I can legitimately claim to LOL! :D

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