oh god blog titles

"WHY DON'T YOU MARRY SAFE SCIENCE IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED. No, not you test subject, you're doing fine. Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

 

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You're locking of your last blog prevented me from saying this:

donut replay

He bites down on the chocolate frosted donut! Let's read that again! He bites down on the chocolate frosted donut!