oh god blog titles

Does it come with a raise?

nope. acting manager, not actual manager

IT'S OK, NOW YOU CAN MANAGE THINGS AND STUFF

 

IF NOTHING ELSE NOW YOU OUTRANK ME IRL

 

DON'T WORRY, FRIEND, YOU WILL "MANAGE" TO GET THROUGH THIS

Can you re-organize stuff so that you spell out different phrases with the first letter of every item?

 

Also, I propose to make everything a pleasant shade of teal. EVERYTHING

 

(good luck)

nope. acting manager, not actual manager

...

 

*talks into a can on a string*

 

Time to bring in the tactical barrels of monkeys. We need to end this war, and now.

 

*takes off sunglasses*

 

*flails arms around*

Do something crazy that will forever have you remembered as "that one acting manager person"

 

Bonus points if it's something that will still allow you to keep your job afterwards

your first order of managerness should be to consume your first customer's spine

what do you mean that's counter-intuitive that gives you ELECTROLYTES

you're all fired

Well, at least it makes a good story if you ever trade jobs.

 

"So describe a time when you faced adversity"

 

"when my manager and 2 coworkers walked out and I was made acting manager"

 

unless you quit too, then it's a bad story