Hey! Get Away From That!
*ahem* 'Pologies, but Xae wouldn't hand over the computer. I am Ridley, space pirate commander for those who are not fortunate enough to have heard of or know anything about the Metroid series of games produced by Nintendo. Now, a word of warning. I may not seem like the same Ridley who consistantly terrorizes Samus. This is because SOMEBODY *kicks Xae's unconcious form* decided to use a different incarnation of me so as to avoid and conflicts with Nintendo Canon.
*looks at watch* Crud. I've got a meeting in ten. Gotta run, sorry.