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Xaeraz

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2_E_3: Hola.

Xaer Raid: Coma es tas?

2_E_3: what are you doing up this early?

Xaer Raid: I had a sleep study last night.

2_E_3: wut?

Xaer Raid: *falls asleep on keyboard*ash;gjr;ogrh

2_E_3: Hmmm.

2_E_3: You missed the coolest thing last night.

Xaer Raid: O R'LYETH?

2_E_3: At that server some admin made a whole secret disco room and it was all "ENGIE SQUARE DANCE PARTEH" and asdf.

2_E_3: :D

Xaer Raid: xD

Xaer Raid: LOLTHULHU CAN HAS CHEESBURGER?

2_E_3: LOLCHUTLHU CAN HAZ YOUR SANITYZ?

Xaer Raid: I'Z DEAD IN UR R'LYETH, DREAMINZ

2_E_3: Wanna go do some TF2ing?

2_E_3: LOLHEAVY CAN HAZ SANDVICH?

Xaer Raid: Mehbeh later. I may have to go to fencing later

2_E_3: Wat

Xaer Raid: yeh

2_E_3: When?

Xaer Raid: Like, if I do go, probs in about 20 min

2_E_3: well than dont go.

2_E_3: say the sandvich commands you not to go.

2_E_3: they shallth seeth the lightth.

Xaer Raid: if only it were that simle

Xaer Raid: *simple

2_E_3: well then.

2_E_3: ...

2_E_3: CHAINSAW TIME!

2_E_3: wat no

2_E_3: asdf

Xaer Raid: ...

2_E_3: ...

2_E_3: ...

Xaer Raid: I AM a little tired...

2_E_3: ,,,

2_E_3: Exactly.

Xaer Raid: ...

2_E_3: Your too tired, and if you go a bear is gonna maul you and steal your moneys.

2_E_3: maybe.

Xaer Raid: xD

2_E_3: so.

2_E_3: Where were you at brickfair?

Xaer Raid: There

2_E_3: I didnt see anyone with a piraka skull necklace.

2_E_3: i saw your moc though.

Xaer Raid: I was there

Xaer Raid: =D?

2_E_3: was pretty cool.

Xaer Raid: yayz

2_E_3: BTW, did you see the apocalego layout?

Xaer Raid: YES

2_E_3: I had something there.

Xaer Raid: TARDIS FTW

Xaer Raid: o rly wat?

2_E_3: wut x 10?

2_E_3: Whos tardis?

Xaer Raid: there was a TARDIS in the layout

2_E_3: isnt he the final boss from halo 2?

Xaer Raid: blue police boot in the Lincoln memorial?

Xaer Raid: ...No.

2_E_3: oh.

Xaer Raid: It's from Dr. Who

2_E_3: did you see 2 little chicken mechs and sortof a mini tank that had three black and blu soliders around it?

2_E_3: and a dumpster?

Xaer Raid: ...I dun remember it.

2_E_3: FAIL.

Xaer Raid: NO U FIAL

2_E_3: What sucks is that next year, its gonna be snow-apoc.

Xaer Raid: also I was in Dirty Buildster.

Xaer Raid: =D SNOW-APOC

2_E_3: Not =D.

2_E_3: more D=

Xaer Raid: No, i was in Dirty Buildster.

Xaer Raid: Srsly.

2_E_3: awesome.

Xaer Raid: AH NEED WHITE AND GRAY

Xaer Raid: also I got TWO free trans-orange chainsaws while there

2_E_3: You should make something for apocalego.

Xaer Raid: i no rly

2_E_3: TRANS ORNJ CHAINSAWS WHAAAAAAAAAAT.

2_E_3: was that a yes?

Xaer Raid: I could make a cobbled-together vehicle and call in apocalego =P

Xaer Raid: yas

2_E_3: But the base has to be a height and stuff and yeah.

Xaer Raid: that's why AH NEED WHITE AND GRAAAAAY

Xaer Raid: oh

2_E_3: BTW, you need to go on flickr moar.

Xaer Raid: I was gonna make a catr or somethin

Xaer Raid: why?

Xaer Raid: *car

2_E_3: Cuz thats where the cool cats hang B)

Xaer Raid: =P

Xaer Raid: Also black flame swords

2_E_3: D=

Xaer Raid: =D

Xaer Raid: I wanted those for so long

2_E_3: WELL MY TRANS BLU AND WHITE ANTROZ WING CRUSHEDS YOUR SKULL.

Xaer Raid: AH GOT A GOLD/BROWN STRAKK HELM SO HAH

2_E_3: ...

2_E_3: i hate you.

Xaer Raid: *grin*

2_E_3: I REALLY wanted a dark green gelu helmet, though.

Xaer Raid: ...

2_E_3: but beggars cant be choosers.

Xaer Raid: Eh.

Xaer Raid: WE SHOULD STEAL THE PROTOTYPES >=D

2_E_3: WHY YES.

2_E_3: SUCH A GLORIOUS IDEA.

Xaer Raid: I'LL GET SANDVICH

2_E_3: *goes on mapquest and searchs "Black six's house"*

Xaer Raid: xD

2_E_3: AND ILL GET THE...

2_E_3: THE...

Xaer Raid: SASHA?

2_E_3: NONONO/

Xaer Raid: PYRONESS?

2_E_3: NATASHA!

2_E_3: AND FLARE GUN

Xaer Raid: DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Xaer Raid: AND HUNTSMAN

2_E_3: AND HUNTSMAN.

Xaer Raid: AND CLOAK AND DAGGER

Xaer Raid: AND BLUTSAGER

2_E_3: but not back burner cuz those suck.

2_E_3: AND BONK.

2_E_3: LOTSA BONK.

2_E_3: MORE BONK

Xaer Raid: AND AND AND AND FaN

2_E_3: AND KBGF

2_E_3: *KBG

Xaer Raid: AND BLU AND RED

Xaer Raid: *KGB?

2_E_3: AND WEIRD OLD LADY VOICE THAT TALKS IN CAPTURE POINT!

Xaer Raid: XD

2_E_3: yes, KBG.

Xaer Raid: AND STRONIUS

2_E_3: AND SKOPIO.

Xaer Raid: WHOS IS NOMMIN my HEAD

Xaer Raid: AND MAAAALUMZ

Xaer Raid: AND EGO THE VOROX

2_E_3: AND VASTUS.

2_E_3: no wait FAIL

Xaer Raid: AND GRESH

2_E_3: AND.

Xaer Raid: NO WAIT FAIL

Xaer Raid: AND STRAKK

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL

2_E_3: AND ACKAR.

2_E_3: ITSA TRAP.

2_E_3: NONONO

2_E_3: AND SHOOP-DA-WOOPING SKRALL.

Xaer Raid: AND SKRALL AND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALLAND SKRALL

Xaer Raid: DR. OCTAGONASKRALL BLAAAAAAAAARGH!

2_E_3: *Pulls out bag of forty thousand skrall*

Xaer Raid: GTG bai

2_E_3: dude, you better copy this convo and put it in your blog.

2_E_3: please?

Xaer Raid: can't.

Xaer Raid: Bai

2_E_3: then i shall.

2_E_3: >:D

Xaer Raid: YAYZ

2_E_3: muhhahahahhaha

Xaer Raid: BAI.

2_E_3: and skrall.

2_E_3: moar skrallzorz.

 

WEEEEEEEEEEE. =D

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