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The Ring. Tone.


Xaeraz

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When this song is over, you will die.
When this song is over, you will die.
This recording bears a curse, and it only will get worse,
When this song is over, you will die.

You've seen that scary movie called The Ring,
Except for this being The Ringtone, the same thing.
Ask not for whom the MP3 / may toll, it tolls for thee,
You're doomed the moment that I cease to sing.

When this song is over, you will die.
There's no time to complain or question why.
Three minutes and some change are all we could arrange,
When this song is over, you will die.

There was a monster at the end of Grover's book,
And he was too darn scared to even look,
Well, it turned out to be him, but your fate is much more grim,
And all that will remain is this song's hook.

When this song is over, you will die,
Its power chords will make your brainpan fry,
For good measure, in the bridge, we'll stuff your girlfriend in the fridge,
When this song is over, you will die.

It isn't Rock Band for Nintendo Wii,
The controller's not compatible, you see,
The only beetles to be seen are picking your bones clean,
And your tomb is locked, no way to change the key.

Have your body freeze-dried, wrapped in foil,
And planted some six feet beneath the soil,
This is your requiem, and it has no DRM,
You're iPod Shuffling off this mortal coil.

When this song is over, you will die,
Nothing left that you can do or try,
Take the record for a spin, then inform your next-of-kin,
When this song is over, you will die.

When this song is over, you will die,
When this song is over, you will die,
It's an earworm of a tune, but you'll get rid of it soon,
When this song is over, you will die.

When this song is over, you will die,
Thanks for listening, time to say goodbye,
Hope you've made out your will, now we're closing for the kill,
When this song is over, you will,
When this song is over, you will,
When this song is over, you will die!

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RINGTONE

 

Why did I buy that stupid

RINGTONE

 

I just can't imagine now

What I was thinking at all (what was I thinking?)

My friends all staring at me

Whenever I get a call

 

Well everybody (everybody)

Everybody (everybody)

Everybody in the world really hates my

RINGTONE

 

That's what came to mind when I saw this. :P

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