Thiiis is your singing telegram, I hope it finds you well!
You're invited to a party, 'cause we think you're really swell.
The cake will be delicious, the festivities first-rate!
There will be games and dancing, bob for apples, cut a rug,
And when the party's over we'll gather 'round for a group hug!
There's no need to bring a gift, just a post will be enough,
Birthdays mean having fun with friends, not getting lots of stuff.
It won't be the same without you, so we hope that you'll say yes,
Oh please, oh please R.S.V.P., and come and be our guest!