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Artwork Ill Is Now Immortal


Tavakai

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Oh yeah.

 

oooooohhhhh yyyyeaaaaaahhhh

 

As some of you may/may not know/care, I've recently realized that since I kind of don't have much of an interest in Bionicle anymore (I blame Greg for killing Makuta; continuing the storyline after the main villain is killed makes no sense to me), I might as well shift my focus a bit to non-Bionicly comics. So therefore, I created a new series where I have it be about anything I want it to be about (comics here and here; there's a third but it's NSFBZP).

 

So anyway, yeah, having no revival date on my BZP comic topic really makes it easier to handle both of this stuff at once. I'll be having my main focus on Ec Tetra (not now, sometime later) and drop by every now and then to add in comics. I might eventually tell the entire story that I thought of like two to three years ago after all! Of course, to do that would take long enough for me to make two seasons and a movie all in my spare time. And I am extremely skilled at demolishing spare times. Like right now, when I should probably be working on my lab for AP Chem, which I'm only slightly over halfway possibly somewhere actually probably in between halfway and done with, and instead I'm going around to different places talking about how great this thing is that Janus did.

 

Which reminds me, the subject of Janus. It does. It reminds me. It reminds me of the subject of Janus. Which I shall now reflect on.

 

Oh, when the Great and Mighty Tentacled One, Lord Globomodawesomerator Pohuaki, left the realms of Artworkland to do greater things among the Wherevers, I thought all was lost. We all thought all was lost. Except for the people who didn't think all was lost, but they don't count.

 

This Janus--he could never compare to Pohuaki's level of awesomoderationnessitude. If he tried, he would probably die in the process in a flaming ball of flamey death fire of doom death. That's what we thought, except those people I talked about who don't count.

 

But then, out of NOWHERE, Janus did what Tentacle Man had never done in all his years of his awesome rain of awesome tentacly awesome--something suggested to Pohuaki time and time again only to be batted aside by one of his oh-so-awesome tentacular limbs...

 

He slaymanated the revival limit for Artwork III, thus plunging the forum into a pool of immortallizationary win.

 

And in doing so, he immediately gained respect in the eyes of the Comicrafters, myself included, as well as the rest of their body parts too. Except for my little toe. He hates everyone. Very nasty guy. I tried to take him to therapy but he threatened to kill me.

 

Aaaanyway, Janus respect comicpeople eyes yeah that's where I left off.

 

Although he could never get near to Pohuaki's level of awesamazingnessuperifficationitude without dying in that flaming ball of flamey death fire of doom death we talked about, he got as close as he could without that happening to him. And for that, he earned all of our respects. Hopefully he will someday travel to a land where respects are redeemable as cash, for if he did he would be a very rich man. Actually, I'm not quite sure what the exchange rate for respects to moneys is, so he might not be. But he'll definitely be richer than before unless it's worth less than actual money, in which case I would be very sorry for all of the people who live in such a land where respects are not worth anything, for that would be a very disrespectful land indeed.

 

oh wait i just remembered that i was talking about how i was supposed to finish my ap chem lab oh wait whoops got to go it's a quarter before a quarter after one and i've got to finish my homework now

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This is the most hilarious blog entry I've read in a while.

 

I think I shall now cower in a corner and laugh hysterically/maniacally.

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(it's not AIII anymore)

 

I must say, even though I don't like the new revival rule, there's probably nothing else that could get the forumgoers to warm up to him faster than it.

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