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"on the longest day of the thousandth year the stars will aid in [The Mare in the Moon's] escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal"

"If you spend all day calling random people you have no life." =P

If I were you, I wouldn't waste time with prophecies and actually move on to awesome insults.

 

"You've got a brain, but it hasn't reached your head."

"Jump into the sea and pull a wave over your head."

 

Alternatively, awesome curses:

 

"Break a leg and lose your crutch."

"May you spend the best part of your day sitting on a soft chair ... my dentist's."

"May you be a liar with poor memory."

"Take a nice walk and stumble on a skunk."

or my personal favorite: "May you romp with joy and skip right into a sewer."

 

I can't think of any decent prophecies.

 

EDIT: Also, you should totally ask the person "do you dream about farm animals". If they "wat", follow up with "do farm animals dream about you". Then hang up.

In the year 20xx, the sky will fall and create a very interesting explosion that will cause random calls to start throughout time and space. This is being fulfilled even as we speak.

 

=D