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Lend Me Your Prophecies!

Posted by Disky , Nov 10 2011 · 273 views

So I have been dead the past week or two because of the moving... my house hasn't had internet. I expect to get it back tonight, but who knows.

But right now, I would like you all to provide me with some nice prophecies. Yesterday during a fire drill at school, my friend and I discussed how random numbers like to call our cell phones. Sometimes it's an advertisement, or a bunch of beeps, or actual humans. So we decided that if an actual person that we don't know calls us, we would tell them a random prophecy.

Lo and behold, a random person actually called me five minutes later on the drill. So, rather rushed, my friend told me to say "The sky will fall." So I did.

But I need much more awesome prophecies for next time. Make them up, take them from pop culture (Bionicle prophecies? The best.), whatever.

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"on the longest day of the thousandth year the stars will aid in [The Mare in the Moon's] escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal"
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Nov 10 2011 11:30 AM
"If you spend all day calling random people you have no life." =P
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If I were you, I wouldn't waste time with prophecies and actually move on to awesome insults.

"You've got a brain, but it hasn't reached your head."
"Jump into the sea and pull a wave over your head."

Alternatively, awesome curses:

"Break a leg and lose your crutch."
"May you spend the best part of your day sitting on a soft chair ... my dentist's."
"May you be a liar with poor memory."
"Take a nice walk and stumble on a skunk."
or my personal favorite: "May you romp with joy and skip right into a sewer."

I can't think of any decent prophecies.

EDIT: Also, you should totally ask the person "do you dream about farm animals". If they "wat", follow up with "do farm animals dream about you". Then hang up.
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Blessed Blade
Nov 15 2011 02:19 PM
In the year 20xx, the sky will fall and create a very interesting explosion that will cause random calls to start throughout time and space. This is being fulfilled even as we speak.

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