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Dynamic Poster Thing...

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Nov 03 2006 · 37 views
Creative Stuff
What ho! TMD can draw dynamic poses (ohmy.gif)!

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Drawn on paper, CG ed and spiffed inPhotoshop.

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Murphy's Law

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Nov 02 2006 · 57 views
Stuff that I find amusing
We all know Murphy's Law, Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Well, here it is:

Murphy's Law



It's a beautiful day. You decide to go out to the local park and just enjoy the day. You enter the beautiful park and walk along the soft grass it search of a tree. Upon finding a comfy one you lean back against it. Slow, blissful minutes pass. Suddenly, an itching feeling travels down your back. You turn your head and see red fire ants crawling down your shirt. With a shout you jump up, only to mash your head against a bee hive! As the furious bees begin to chase you, you dash away in search of a pond.



Soon you spot one! You leap into the pond, only to find it to be piranha infested! As they gnaw at your legs you try to swim away. The pond is, in fact, a river, and you keep swimming with the bees above and the piranhas behind. You brush aside a log as you get to the shallows. But it's not a log! It's an alligator! You speed out of the water pursued by the alligator, bees, fire ants, piranhas (which have somehow suddenly grown legs) and the relatives of the mosquito you just squished.



As you attempt to escape from the monstrosities behind you, you spot an easily climbable tree! After skirting it quickly to make sure there were no fire ants or bee hives (with the entire party of critters behind you) you climb up into the branches. Believing to be temporarily safe you look around. Only to come eye to eye with a psychopathic bear! You spring out of the tree and the bear joins the eager party of animals.



Suddenly, you trip on a small rock and fall off a cliff. Where a swarm of eagles begin picking endlessly at you. You grab onto a branch as you fall down stopping your fall, but not the fire ants', bear's, piranhas' and alligator's. So the bees move in to sting you, the birds move to peck you and the mosquitoes continue to bite you. Oh the agony. At least the blasted bear is gone. But wait! It grabbed on to another branch! And the alligator is holding on to him! And the piranhas are hanging onto him! And the fire ants are on the piranhas! The bear slowly climbs up and the other animals with him. You wonder how your luck could get any worse. Then coconuts being dropped by swallows begin hitting you on the head.

A 100% TMDian creation.

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So... Sleepy...

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Nov 01 2006 · 41 views
Life
Note to self: Do not take a medicine that makes you drowsey around midday.

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Yay

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 31 2006 · 41 views
Life
Kid dressed up as Darth Vader came just now

Of course I gave him extra candy.

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No, I'm not biased.
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So It Begins...

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 31 2006 · 42 views
Life
THE TRICK OR TREATERS ARE COMING! THE TRICK OR TREATERS ARE COMING! SCREAM AND SHOUT!

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Don'tcha Love The Pre-next-gen System Blitz?

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 30 2006 · 48 views
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"So, can I put down $45 for the Wii?"
"Sorry, no, all sold out."
"Dang. Can I put some down for Twilight Princess?"
"Sorry, no. All sold out."
" wired.gif. Can I put it down on the Wii-mote?"
"Umm... *checks* No, it appears it's been pulled from our system"
" bored.gif .What about for Raving Rabbids?"
"That you can."
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And with that TMD has $45 down on Rabbids. Current plan of action:

On Sunday. Immedietly after Church (11:30-12 o'clockish) go to EB Games. Wait until it opens at 1:30. Get Wii. Zarai goes to Chinese. Go to Chinese at 3:30. After Chinese is over go home and set up system. Play. biggrin.gif

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Yay For Halloween Parties...

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 29 2006 · 28 views
Life
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It's Amazing...

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 27 2006 · 38 views

Amazing. I can hear the same song a dozen times, and then suddenly, it has new meaning...

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
Who brought back their permission slip
Because I know nobody wants to stay home
While the rest of us go out and make a day of it

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Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride
They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it
They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found
And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes
And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
Well I don't need to ask my friends
Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone
Thanks to all those nights and weekends

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When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one)
And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)
Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry


It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
chemistry.

Can I relate to you the way you relate to me
Can you help me out with my chemistry
I dont want to be perceived the way I am
I just want to be perceived the way I am


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A Thought On Poetry

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 26 2006 · 25 views

Poems that come from your heart, that are from your emotions, those are the poems that are, to quote Ces, 'beautiful'.

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Why You Should Take Biology...

Posted by Ta-metru_defender , Oct 25 2006 · 19 views
Creative Stuff
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Heh.

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josh

twenty-three


grew up on a ship


studies Storytelling

at New York University


frequently found writing in a coffee shop, behind a camera, or mixing alcohol and video games

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