Curse You E3!
If you're wondering how I know the storyline to a game I haven't played, that's also a masochistic story. I can't ignore spoilers. I don't know what it is, but they're just too tantalizing to pass up. It's the entire reason I know way too many particulars about The Dark Knight Rises and we still have about a month until that starts cramming pretty much everyone into theaters. And by "pretty much everyone" I mean: unless you're a die-hard Marvel fanboy, why wouldn't you see this movie? But with this gaming drought coming up, maybe I'll have some time to practice self-control with watching/reading spoilers in some kind of early 20th century psychological experiment. Hah, who am I kidding? I still have XBLA Minecraft.