Anyhow, now that our Shepard is named (the best possible name) and assigned, it's time to decide what he looks like. I will do this in the simplest possible way:
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:
-African-Canadian (+10 points because my wife wants it)
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:
- Yes Wrinkles
- No Wrinkles
- Maybe Wrinkles
DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:
DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:
- Maybe a little
- He is a skeleton
WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:
WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:
- Popping out
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:
- Zoned out
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:
- Look just tell me a colour because I'm not going to list all of them okay. There's a lot of colours I have to scroll through and I've already been through this character creation screen like eight times.
DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:
HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:
- So Huge
- Maybe not so huge?
DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:
WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:
- Mix'n'match (One for hair colour, one for beard colour)
AFTER THIS WE WILL BE DONE WITH LOTS OF CHOICES. ONCE THE GAME STARTS IT IS PRETTY MUCH BINARY.
OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL BYE.
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