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Why Rob could never be a video game critic

Posted by Janus , Oct 02 2012 · 272 views

Mass Effect Video Games Critic Life
Rob: I'ma boot up Mass Effect for the first time ever, but all I'ma do is make a character.
*Boots up Mass Effect and starts creating Commander Joan Shepard*
AN HOUR LATER.
Rob: I am satisfied with this thing I do.
*Clicks on accept*
Rob: WHOA GAME STARTS RIGHT AWAY? Kind of a boring cutscene, though.
*First dialogue option comes up*
Rob: WHOA THAT WASN'T A CUTSCENE WOW.
*Answers first two dialogue options, begins walking down the hall of the Normandy*
Rob: OMG BEST GAME EVAR.

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Have fun!
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No Rob. You would be the best videogame critic.
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Rob sounds like many online game reviewers.
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Hahli Husky
Oct 02 2012 04:24 PM
It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.
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-Windrider-
Oct 02 2012 04:28 PM

It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.


Rob needs to make a Let's Play.
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It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.


Rob needs to make a Let's Play.


I second this brilliant notion.
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This is an official thirding for Rob Plays Mass Affect.
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It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.


On the off chance you're on Xbox and have a Kinect, just wait 'till he gets to the third game and they start answering back. :P
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... Is it just me (for people who met Rob IRL) but doesn't he almost look like Yahtzee does anyway?

You're practically there.
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Takuma Nuva
Oct 02 2012 08:22 PM
Janus.

Let's Play.

Now.

I command you.

Takuma Nuva

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Hahli Husky
Oct 02 2012 11:41 PM
He also looks and acts somewhat like the Nostalgia Critic, too. :o

I have considered recording Rob secretly and becoming famous by making Let's Plays from that, but unfortunately it would require a lot of editing to be safe for BZPower. XP
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I AM NOT BZP APPROPRIATE.
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"Let's Play" implies more than one person.

Rob.

Please.

Will you be.

My Grump?
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Bryan you have made me the happiest man in the world.

Yes, oh yes! I will!
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Hahli Husky
Oct 03 2012 05:47 PM
Rob and Bryan as Game Grumps would be The Most Amazing Thing That Ever Happens Ever.

Does this mean I get to be Suzy?? (and if so, does that mean I can have a munchkin kitten named Mochi who likes having his booty patted?)
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