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Why Rob could never be a video game critic


Janus

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Rob: I'ma boot up Mass Effect for the first time ever, but all I'ma do is make a character.

*Boots up Mass Effect and starts creating Commander Joan Shepard*

AN HOUR LATER.

Rob: I am satisfied with this thing I do.

*Clicks on accept*

Rob: WHOA GAME STARTS RIGHT AWAY? Kind of a boring cutscene, though.

*First dialogue option comes up*

Rob: WHOA THAT WASN'T A CUTSCENE WOW.

*Answers first two dialogue options, begins walking down the hall of the Normandy*

Rob: OMG BEST GAME EVAR.

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It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.

 

Rob needs to make a Let's Play.

 

I second this brilliant notion.

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It's funnier when you get to hear him physically answering the characters.

 

On the off chance you're on Xbox and have a Kinect, just wait 'till he gets to the third game and they start answering back. :P

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... Is it just me (for people who met Rob IRL) but doesn't he almost look like Yahtzee does anyway?

 

You're practically there.

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He also looks and acts somewhat like the Nostalgia Critic, too. :o

 

I have considered recording Rob secretly and becoming famous by making Let's Plays from that, but unfortunately it would require a lot of editing to be safe for BZPower. XP

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Rob and Bryan as Game Grumps would be The Most Amazing Thing That Ever Happens Ever.

 

Does this mean I get to be Suzy?? (and if so, does that mean I can have a munchkin kitten named Mochi who likes having his booty patted?)

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