Mass Defect 2: The Adventures of Commander Wenglestump Sparklepants
What a completely unexpected amount of support on this completely silly idea! THANK YOU GUYS AND GALS.
Anyhow, now that our Shepard is named (the best possible name) and assigned, it's time to decide what he looks like. I will do this in the simplest possible way:
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:
- Asian
-Caucasian
-African-Canadian (+10 points because my wife wants it)
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:
- Yes Wrinkles
- No Wrinkles
- Maybe Wrinkles
DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:
- Yes
- No
DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:
- LOTS
- Maybe a little
- He is a skeleton
WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:
- Bigguns
- Littleuns
- Middlesizeuns
WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:
- Squinty
- Popping out
- Boring
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:
- Happy
- Sad
- Zoned out
- Neutral
- Angry
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:
- Look just tell me a colour because I'm not going to list all of them okay. There's a lot of colours I have to scroll through and I've already been through this character creation screen like eight times.
DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:
- Yes
- Yes
HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:
- So Huge
- Maybe not so huge?
DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:
- Yes
- No
WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:
- Blonde
- Reddish
- Brownish
- Black
- Mix'n'match (One for hair colour, one for beard colour)
AFTER THIS WE WILL BE DONE WITH LOTS OF CHOICES. ONCE THE GAME STARTS IT IS PRETTY MUCH BINARY.
OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL BYE.
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