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Mass Defect 2: The Adventures of Commander Wenglestump Sparklepants


Janus

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What a completely unexpected amount of support on this completely silly idea! THANK YOU GUYS AND GALS.

 

Anyhow, now that our Shepard is named (the best possible name) and assigned, it's time to decide what he looks like. I will do this in the simplest possible way:

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:

- Asian

-Caucasian

-African-Canadian (+10 points because my wife wants it)

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:

- Yes Wrinkles

- No Wrinkles

- Maybe Wrinkles

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:

- Yes

- No

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:

- LOTS

- Maybe a little

- He is a skeleton

 

WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:

- Bigguns

- Littleuns

- Middlesizeuns

 

WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:

- Squinty

- Popping out

- Boring

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:

- Happy

- Sad

- Zoned out

- Neutral

- Angry

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:

- Look just tell me a colour because I'm not going to list all of them okay. There's a lot of colours I have to scroll through and I've already been through this character creation screen like eight times.

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:

- Yes

- Yes

 

HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:

- So Huge

- Maybe not so huge?

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:

- Yes

- No

 

WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:

- Blonde

- Reddish

- Brownish

- Black

- Mix'n'match (One for hair colour, one for beard colour)

 

 

AFTER THIS WE WILL BE DONE WITH LOTS OF CHOICES. ONCE THE GAME STARTS IT IS PRETTY MUCH BINARY.

 

OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL BYE.

 

"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"

"Brush your teeth after every meal!"

 

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WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:

-Asian

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:

- No Wrinkles

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:

- Yes

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:

- Maybe a little

 

WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:

- Middlesizeuns

 

WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:

- Squinty

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:

- Zoned out

 

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:

- Green

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:

- Yes

 

HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:

- Maybe not so huge?

 

DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:

- Yes

 

WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:

- Blonde

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WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:
African-Canadian

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:
- Maybe Wrinkles

DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:
- Yes

DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:
- Maybe a little

WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:
- Middlesizeuns

WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:
- Popping out

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:
- Bipolar

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:
- Hazel. Oh yes. That looks nice.

DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:
- YES OH GOSH YES

HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:
- Maybe not so huge?

DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:
- Yes


WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:
- Reddish

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Lol aww.

 

I would've given you:

 

African-Canadian
Maybe Wrinkles
Yes
Maybe a Little
Middlesizeuns
Boring
Zoned out
GREEN
Yes
Maybe not so huge?
Yes, a goatee!
Mix n' Match (Black hair and red goatee)

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