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Mass Defect 2: The Adventures of Commander Wenglestump Sparklepants

Posted by Janus , Jan 06 2013 · 333 views

Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Lets Play? Shepard Hussie Lips
What a completely unexpected amount of support on this completely silly idea!  THANK YOU GUYS AND GALS.
 
Anyhow, now that our Shepard is named (the best possible name) and assigned, it's time to decide what he looks like.  I will do this in the simplest possible way:
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:
- Asian
-Caucasian
-African-Canadian (+10 points because my wife wants it)
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:
- Yes Wrinkles
- No Wrinkles
- Maybe Wrinkles
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:
- Yes
- No
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:
- LOTS
- Maybe a little
- He is a skeleton
 
WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:
- Bigguns
- Littleuns
- Middlesizeuns
 
WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:
- Squinty
- Popping out
- Boring
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:
- Happy
- Sad
- Zoned out
- Neutral
- Angry
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:
- Look just tell me a colour because I'm not going to list all of them okay.  There's a lot of colours I have to scroll through and I've already been through this character creation screen like eight times.
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:
- Yes
- Yes
 
HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:
- So Huge
- Maybe not so huge?
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:
- Yes
- No
 
WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:
- Blonde
- Reddish
- Brownish
- Black
- Mix'n'match (One for hair colour, one for beard colour)
 
 
AFTER THIS WE WILL BE DONE WITH LOTS OF CHOICES.  ONCE THE GAME STARTS IT IS PRETTY MUCH BINARY.
 
OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL BYE.
 
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn.  Tell us the lesson that we should learn"
"Brush your teeth after every meal!"
 

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WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:
-Asian

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:
- No Wrinkles

DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:
- Yes

DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:
- Maybe a little

WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:
- Middlesizeuns

WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:
- Squinty

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:
- Zoned out

WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:
- Green

DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:
- Yes

HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:
- Maybe not so huge?

DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:
- Yes

WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:
- Blonde
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WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE:
African-Canadian
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION:
- Maybe Wrinkles
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR:
- Yes
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE SOME PUDGE ON HIS FACE:
- Maybe a little
 
WHAT SIZE ARE SHEPARD'S EARS:
- Middlesizeuns
 
WHAT KIND OF EYES DOES SHEPARD HAVE:
- Popping out
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S OVERALL MOOD:
- Bipolar
 
WHAT IS SHEPARD'S EYE COLOUR:
- Hazel. Oh yes. That looks nice.
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE LUSCIOUS HUSSIE LIPS:
- YES OH GOSH YES
 
HOW HUGE IS SHEPARD'S NOSE:
- Maybe not so huge?
 
DOES SHEPARD HAVE FACIAL HAIR:
- Yes


WHAT COLOUR IS SHEPARD'S HAIR:
- Reddish

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The only option I care about is giving him a big honkin' nose and a big fuzzy chin-afro beard.

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SPACE DUCK SPACE DUCK

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^ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER. ^

 

THIS IS THE FACE OF OUR MANSHEP.

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This is the proudest moment of my life

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Lol aww.

 

I would've given you:

 

African-Canadian
Maybe Wrinkles
Yes
Maybe a Little
Middlesizeuns
Boring
Zoned out
GREEN
Yes
Maybe not so huge?
Yes, a goatee!
Mix n' Match (Black hair and red goatee)

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Cave Johnson.  We're done here.

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