Mass Defect 3: Your Hero, Ladies and Gentlemen
Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Lets Play? Shepard Luscious Hussie Lip
COMMANDER WENGLESTUMP SPARKLEPANTS SHEPARD (Or Wenglestum for short. Because character limits are no fun)
ANYHOW our new found commander is on board the Normandy SR-1, the highest techest piece of space shippery this side of the galaxy. And he hears two
HOW WILL WENGLESTUM RESPOND:
1. I agree - Agree with the navigator that something doesn't feel right
2. You're overreacting - maintain that cool demeanor that you might be well known for if you are known for that.
3. Cut the Chatter! - SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS.
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"
"If you can't say something nice--you're probably at the icescapades."