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Mass Defect 4: You're not very nice, are you?


Janus

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Our brave commander Wenglestump Sparklepants Shepard has come across two of his squad mates discussing the presence of a Spectre aboard their super shiny new spaceship. Wenglestum, having not had his coffee that morning and being in no mood to hear the ironically named "Joker" spout off conspiracy theories grouchily snapped "Cut the Chatter" and satisfyingly both Kaidan Alenko and Joker did so--until Joker decided to open his fat mouth again and try to talk to the captain to warn him about the Spectre heading back to talk to him...

 

Only for the captain to respond "He's already here" as in "He's already here you dork, he heard you warn me about him. Way to make our ship look like it's full of super geniuses"

 

Wenglestum has also been commanded to go discuss certain things with both the Spectre and Captain Anderson. Joker wants to make sure Wenglestum heard, but Wenglestum can't resist leaving one final comment

 

1. Is He Upset? - Wenglestum wants to make sure Joker understands that was a silly comment in the most passive aggressive way possible.

2. I Heard - Wenglestum is boring. So boring.

3. You made him mad - Wenglestum doesn't even bother being subtle. Joker you messed up. Dork.

 

"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"

"Elvis lives on in our hearts, in his music...and in a trailer park outside of Milwaukee."

 

 

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