As the incredibly well-written and intelligent entry below tells, I was taken in by the twin vixens of Gundam, and Gurlfren.
While Gundam held me only momentarily, Gurlfren held me quite entranced for the period of a week, and even now I am reeling from the lack of Gurlfren in my life. It is saddening.
But worry not, FOR SCIENCE! Shall return, in fact it will return with a story on this very subject.
Just not tonight, I need to make a one-minute speech and learn to sleep properly again.
Ah, how I miss being able to sleep in until 2:30 PM, comfortable in someone's arms...
Come back soon, Gurlfren.