This story hurt my brain. It really seemed like a simple enough idea in theory--but actually putting it into reality? It feels like my brain was out walking in the wrong side of town and got strung up and beaten until at least two vertebrae shattered.
Yes, I am aware that brains do not have vertebrae. FIGURE OF SPEECH.
Word count: 115 (SUPAH SHORT)
Shyallright, thus heer iss atest. Wile et maight luk lyk rendam gybbersh, ets aktully en ettamt tu rite samthin antyrely en a korupt anglysh. Et maight halp tu reed et weth a slyt ecsent.
Ubvyusly et’s naut goang tu b es laung es mye uthar wehrks, semplay bikus these s difikult.
Oh god, my brain. Ow. Oh man it hurts.
Okay that was an attempt to write something entirely in corrupt English. Post your translations and we’ll see if anyone hit it properly.
I like experimenting, I’m crazy, and silly.
Maybe one of these days I’ll write something entirely in slang, or code. I dunno. It was fun in a brain shattering kind of way.