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Hip Action Figure of My Lifetime


Jean Valjean

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:kaukau: Sure, it's really expensive, but I'm genuinely saving up to by one of the 5,000 authentic Helms of Sauron. There's not much that I desire more. Can you imagine how hardcore I would look wearing this on Halloween? I've decided I've moved past action figured and evolved into a figure of action myself.

 

Hopefully I can get enough art commissions this year to earn a few thousand dollars. If not that, then maybe over the course of the next few years. If I'm really lucky, I can also get the money to afford one of these:

 

 

 

 

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:kaukau: See, if I was anything like Tilius, I would reply to his adversity with a one-word post saying "LIES!" But since I am better, cooler, smarter, more interesting, and superior in every way, I will say the exact same thing except within the context of a longer post. Oh, Tilius, you know that this makes me a more hardcore collector than you. Just wait, I'm currently getting a free ride in my education and therefore I can get a job nd save up for luxury items that normally would have required a "stupid" amount of money, and you will be jealous.

 

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:kaukau: See, if I was anything like Tilius, I would reply to his adversity with a one-word post saying "LIES!" But since I am better, cooler, smarter, more interesting, and superior in every way, I will say the exact same thing except within the context of a longer post.

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*cough*Ego*cough*

 

:P

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:kaukau: See, if I was anything like Tilius, I would reply to his adversity with a one-word post saying "LIES!" But since I am better, cooler, smarter, more interesting, and superior in every way, I will say the exact same thing except within the context of a longer post. Oh, Tilius, you know that this makes me a more hardcore collector than you. Just wait, I'm currently getting a free ride in my education and therefore I can get a job nd save up for luxury items that normally would have required a "stupid" amount of money, and you will be jealous.

 

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LIES!

 

- Tilius

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:kaukau: @Ballom: I am the figure of action.

 

@Tilius: You're right. I was lying about you lying. You were being completely honest about the suckage. "It sux" for you that I will be so much cooler than you.

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:kaukau: By "also" I was implying that it was something other than the original object. The Witch-King is pretty cool. Sauron's is just cooler by a smidgeon, and it might be because he's the Evil Overlord and outranks the former. Given the choice, I'd rather have the Helm of Sauron, but if I have the money and I see the Witch-King's helmet for sale anywhere online (like where I found this image, where it was listed for $899.99, which to me is a deal), I'm buying it first, and then I'll save up for Sauron's helmet for a later day.

 

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