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Batman Dance


Jean Valjean

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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Gonna make the Batman dance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Gonna make the Batman dance

 

Ha ha hahaha!

Haha hahaha!

Go-tham muhaha!

Gonna make Batman dance

 

Ha ha hahaha!

Haha hahaha!

Go-tham muhaha!

Gonna make Batman dance

 

I'm laughing smugly, I'm laughing a wheeze

I'm laughing as I bring Gotham to its knees

I'm laughing of

(of-of-of a little shove)

 

Your childhood trauma burned you like a brand

You're not like them, your rage is just canned

A little shove

Just. A. Shove. A little shove.

(Of-of-of a little shove)

 

You know that I want juice?

And you know that I need juice...

A juicy bat, so Batman dance!

 

You have your code, but I'll throw you a wrench

I, like you, don't leave a thing to chance

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

I'll pull you down to meet me in the trench

A freak like me in this circumstance

 

(I'll pull at his strings and make him do things)

He would never do in good conscience

(I'll cut off his wings and see if he sings)

I'll make the Batman dance

 

Ha ha hahaha!

Haha hahaha!

Go-tham muhaha!

I'll make the Batman dance

 

I'll be your horror, I'll be your decline

'Cause we're both criminals, I've just embraced mine

You need a shove

(You? Made? Of? A little shove!)

 

They think we're crazy, the frightened public

Think you're a freak like me, and they'll all panic

They need a shove

Here. We. Go!

A little shove!

(What are they-made-of? A little shove!)

 

You know who you are

(Cause you're a freak like me!)

And you know I can make you

I'll make you dance, Batman, dance!

 

I want your hatred and I want your attention

Look at me, I'm gonna break your stance

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

I want you to hit me so you can break your pledge

I'm gonna make Batman dance

 

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Gonna make the Batman dance

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Gonna make the Batman dance

Ha ha hahaha!

Haha hahaha!

Go-tham muhaha!

Make the Batman dance

 

Walk, walk, unstoppa-babely

Work it

Move that bat crazy

Walk, walk, unstoppa-babely

Work it

Move that bat crazy

Stand, stand, immova-babely

Lurkin'

You're a freak, Bat, like me!

 

A maddening shove sends you of the ledge

Are you made of a type of steel that bends?

À contrecoeur

Vouz tombez avec moi

À contrecoeur

Let's see if he bends

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm your consequence

(Gonna make the Batman dance)

Let's see if he bends

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Wanna make the Batman dance

(Gonna make the Batman dance)

I'll make the Batman dance!

I'm gonna shove you right off of a ledge

To do things against your conscience

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

I take white knights and break their pretentions

You and me complete each other in this dance

 

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I'll make Batman dance!

(Gonna make Batman dance)

I'll make Batman dance!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I'll make Batman dance!

(Gonna make Batman dance)

 

Ha ha hahaha!

Haha hahaha!

Go-tham muhaha!

Gonna make Batman dance

 

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As i recall, the only words are:

 

Batman. Nananananananana, Batman! Batman. Nananananana, Batman! Batman. Nanana, Batman, nanana, Batman! Nanananananananananananana

 

Batman!

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Wow, this totally is not what I expected based on your post in my blog haha. Nonetheless, this was really, really well-done. It really captures the essence of the Joker very well, and his thoughts concerning Batman. It all flowed very well, nicely done.

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:kaukau: Yeah, this combination fell into my head one day, and I realized that it was perfect. I mean, between the wording similarities and the thematic similarities of someone obsessed with unhealthy activity, not to mention that the Joker would probably make his music videos very similar to Lady Gaga, it just seemed like a match made in Heaven...Or maybe in HeII. Right now I'm trying to imagine how a music video for this would go. I think for the bizarre background dancers there should be a bunch of people dressed as Robin, and that guy with the gold thing on his chin should be replaced by Bane.

 

And of course, thanks for your comment! I'm glad that this captures the essence of the Joker. At times, since I was limited to the flow of the poem, I didn't feel like I could get everything I wanted in, but now that I've read it through a few more times I'm getting more secure with my work, especially when I read your main thoughts.

 

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