1. People with Down Syndrome don't have a difficult time learning.

2. Christmas carolers become popular again.

3. The Cubs win the world series (wait a minute...)

4. The entire world adopts Ithkuil as the universal language. In this ideal world, people can actually pronounce all of the consonants in Ithkuil.

5. Roads? In my ideal world, we don't need roads!

6. Everyone has seen Back to the Future and gets that reference.

7. My friends don't all move to other states/countries after a year or two of me getting to know them.

8. I have more male friends than just the singular individual that I have right now.

9. Fathers are all nice and open-minded individuals that are actually cooperative and don't constantly throw you underneath the bus.

10. The next Planet of the Apes movie will star a CGI Peter Cushing.

11. Scientists invent a cure for aging. Seriously, that would be pretty nice. I'm really hoping, selfishly, that this happens within my lifetime.

12. Someone punches Josh Hayes in the face.

13. James Earl Jones is capable of being everywhere at once, so that everyone can hang out with him without hogging up his time. He's also just like he's been depicted in The Big Bang Theory.

14. Taylor Swift finds someone that she never breaks up with, and marries him, and lives happily ever after.

15. Donald Trump gets a better haircut. You know, one where I can actually tell what I'm looking at. The way it is right now is just so...confusing.

16. South Dakota finds room in their budget to carve the faces of Mt. Rushmore onto the moon.

17. Speaking of the moon, one day we will have a lunar colony, and we will host an Olympic games there.

18. Fusion reactors becomes a viable energy source.

19. People on the internet will understand sarcasm.

20. More people will understand advanced calculus, even Taylor and Maclaurin series. I still have no clue what those were.

21. Everyone will have a Teddy Bear. I'll finally find my lost Teddy Bear. Some of us will have Teddy Scorpion; I understand that some of us are different.

22. There are no monsters under the bead. You might think that that's already true of the world we live in, but you never know...

23. People wear bowties now. Bowties are cool.

24. Movie theaters have semicircular screens that take up your peripheral vision, making for an immersive, panoramic experience.

25. Nobody suffers from clinical depression. Maybe situational, temporary depression is okay, but nobody suffers from the type of lifelong depression that you can't help.