He's sarcastic, irreverent, indecent, offensive, trollish, trouble-making, scandalous, provocative, narcissistic, and unfit for polite society. He's also opinionated, and I disagree with him on plenty of things, but dang, even when he offends me, he entertains me, because he's just so fun. While not the most elegant comedian ever, he's so flawed that he's relatable and so outrageous that he's charismatic. That may not be your type of humor, but if you know anything about me, you know that I love this sort of stuff.

Those are parody lyrics for that audition song from La La Land. So you're supposed to read them in Emma Stone's voice. I guess today I'm rather sucking at being sarcastic and doing better job of being funny in the "pitifully lame" sense.