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A definitive list.
1. The Wolverine is Canadian. You'll have something in common with Wolverine.
2. The women are magical. When they go out into the woods and sing, squirrels and deer and red-necked grosbeaks respond, and follow them home and help them do chores.
3. The men are super-manly. They are build like lumberjacks and have super-thick beards. Some of them are even as manly as Wolverine.
4. There are only ten provinces to remember the capitals to.
5. You have a better chance of meeting Celine Dion (I don't know what you think, but I'm a fan)
6. Wolverine is Canadian.
7. It's guaranteed to snow on Christmas.
8. It's populated with planes filled with roaming kangaroos forests stock-full of moose.
9. The great outdoors are amazing and spacious, more than you'd ever know what to do with. It's paradise for nature lovers.
10. Their flag has a maple leaf that has three primary points. Do you know what else is Canadian and has three points? Wolverines claws.
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