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#5 and #8 seem doable.

 

In regards to #2, it might be easier to get some sort of replica face that looks like him. But if you do go all the way, won't Leo be cold without his face-skin? Maybe instead you can swap faces.

 

If he hadn't won his Oscar for The Revanent, I'm sure he would have been willing to cut his face off as method acting for some sort of role that required it.  Who knows, though?  Maybe one Oscar isn't enough, and he'll want a second one?  I just need to write a script about a man who cuts off his face, get an Oscar Bate director involved,and offer the role to DiCaprio.

 

And then he'll loose on Awards night to me, because of my outstanding performance in Life of McCashier.

 

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