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My Campaign Slogans

Posted by Jean Valjean , in Humor Sep 22 2017 · 57 views

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:kaukau: I've decided that in three years I'm going to run for President of the United Mates. Lovely group of people who are all buddies and all get along with each other. Here are some of the campaign slogans that I'm considering:

"Read my lips: no new nucular weapons. . . please applaud."

"Jean!"

"They hate us cause they ain' us."

"We are number one! Hey! Hey!"

"POWAAAAAH! UN-LI-MI-TED POWWAAAAAAH!"

"Dew it!"

"I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around. . . except when I'm running for president."

"Life is full of regrets. What's one more?"

"We have cookies."

"Trussst in meeeee, jusssst in meeeee."

"Because I'm not the other guy."

"Because I'm a woman furry."

"Increase circulation of money. Build a MALL!"

"You know you want to."

"I won't make any promises."

"I promise that I'll do something."

"With great presidents comes great responsibility."

"Pick me like you pick your nose."
"I am the one who knocks."

"On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse."

"I AM THE SENATE PRESIDENT!"



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Username: Jean Valjean
Real name: N/A
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Heritage: Half Dutch, 25% Hungarian, 12.5% Swedish, 6.25% German and Irish
Physical description: Looks like the eleventh Doctor
Favorite food: Chicken, turkey, and beef.
Least favorite food: Vegetables of any kind
Favorite band: Queen
Favorite singer: Billy Joel
Favorite song: American Pie
Favorite movie: Schindler's List
Favorite TV show: Smallville & Arthur the Friendly Aardvark
Favorite play: Les Miserables
Favorite color: Silver
Second favorite color: Brown
Favorite board game: Risk
Favorite athlete: Michael Phelps
Lucky Number: 53
Past-times: Writing, reading, politics, drawing
Political party: Republican
Religion: Christian
Language: Not English, but American.

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