I will read to him or her from The Complete Lojban Language and A Grammar of the Ithkuil Language for my own amusement. Perhaps to put him/her to sleep, but also to instruct him/her in the ways of logical conlangs.
I might also read from various math and science textbooks that I never got a refund on in college.
Username: Jean Valjean Real name: People literally don't have names in my family Age: 24 Gender: Male Heritage: Half Dutch, Quarter Hungarian, Eighth Swedish, Sixteenth German and Irish Physical description: Looks like the eleventh Doctor Favorite food: Chicken, turkey, and beef. Least favorite food: Vegetables of any kind Favorite band: Queen Favorite singer: Billy Joel Favorite song: American Pie Favorite movie: Schindler's List Favorite TV show: Avatar: The Last Airbender Favorite play: Les Miserables Favorite color: Silver Second favorite color: Brown Favorite board game: Risk Favorite athlete: Michael Phelps Lucky Number: 53 Past-times: Writing, reading, drawing Political Caucus: Iowa Republicans Religion: Christian Language: Iowegian