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How to Improve French

Posted by Jean Valjean , in Humor Aug 29 2018 · 67 views

:kaukau: Take all of its most charming features and compound upon them!

The country is called Fraiçzzaeioux (pronounces "Froz"). The language is called Fraiçzzeieiolluoixs (pronounced "Fras-wa!").

Chinese can also be improved. I propose that the name of the Chinese language be pronounces as Han125. The superscript means that it is pronounced with the 125st tone out of 625 tones. The character will take 744 strokes to complete, and be dozens of shade-sensitive colors. The colors are morphemic. If you change a single color, the meaning of the whole character changes. If the black in the bottom corner is changed to navy blue, for example, it becomes Chong238, which means "A marching band staffed by dyslexic communist dragons."

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The Hip Historian Iaredios
Sep 01 2018 11:25 PM

Or you can just make French normal again like it was before the French Revolution, and they once again can be capable of pronouncing the end of all their words

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