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The Monster Gresh!


Jean Valjean

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:mahiki:

I was walking down the aisles of Wal*Mart

When my eyes beheld a joyous art

LEGO seemed to hear our cries

I can't believe my very eyes

 

They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!

The Monster Gresh! He's coolness in the flesh!

They did the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!

They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!

 

From the Arena Magna where he fights with beasts

To the Roxtus tribe where you'd expect him the least

They say he's traveling the champion's road

And he'll show off his moves in his attack mode

 

They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!

The Monster Gresh! He's coolness in the flesh!

They did the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!

They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!

 

The critics were on the run

To Bonesiii he's number one

The set is quite attractive

There's nothing much to shun

 

His colors are flawless and are perfectly sound

He's perfectly elemental all around

The leafy shield makes the set come alive

It splits into swords, the coolest of knives

 

They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!

The Monster Gresh! He's coolness in the flesh!

They did the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!

They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!

 

The appropriate use of Tahu's leg things

Is on his shoulders, creativity rings!

He's probably on most everybody's list

And he says, "Whatever happened to the haters who always hissed?"

 

It's now the Gresh! It's now the Monster Gresh!

The Monster Gresh! And it's thrill in the flesh!

It's now the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!

It's now the Gresh! It's now the Monster Gresh!

 

Now everything's cool with his Thornax in hand

And he's smarter than most out in the sand

For you, the old guards, this set was meant too

When you get to Wal*Mart tell them Kraggh has sent you

 

Then you can Gresh! You'll get the Monster Gresh!

The Monster Gresh! And play with thrill in the flesh!

Then you can Gresh! You'll see his hues indeed mesh!

Then you can Gresh! Then get the Monster Gresh!

 

The Monster Gresh!

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It's the Monster Mash!

 

Look it up, it's an awesome song. XD

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Oh my, I just noticed that after reading O.o

Great job making the words fit, it sounded nice =D

Now I actually want Gresh =P

~Not CK

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:kaukau:Thanks guys (and gals, just in case). I've been wanting to write this for a while because it seemed like the perfect parody. I'm glad that to you it sounds good.

 

By the way, I'm having trouble of thinking up of a song for Vorox and Tarix, because nothing seems to fit. Please give me ideas, otherwise I might be forced to do them both to the tune of that song from "Who's Line Is It Anyway?".

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

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