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Tan


Jean Valjean

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:kakama:

Yo listen up, here's the legend

About a Vorox set who lived in the tan world

And all day and all night and everything he sees is is just tan like him

Inside and outside

Tan his hands with the tan little stinger and there's still more yet

Introduce a little tan to your shelf

Cause classic "stone" is back to glisten

 

I'm tan

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

I'm tan

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

 

I roam the tan sands where the raw wind blows

Tan is the hue of the armor I wear

Tan is the color of the waterless land

Greg gave me a girlfriend, and she is so tan

Tan are the Vorox here that roam around

Tan's elemental, I'll take it pride

Tan looks like sand to good degree

Tan is the essence of what makes me me

 

I'm tan

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

I'm tan

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

 

I have a tan foot with tan colored toes

Tan is the hue of the helmet I wear

Tan isn't all but its design get fans

I still want a girlfriend, and we'd be so tan

Tan are the Zesk who like to play around

Tan looks so sandy, and that's what I am

Tan is so perfect for my vibrancy

Tan is the essence of what makes me me

 

I'm tan

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

I'm tan

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

Da ba dee da ba die

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:kaukau:It's based off of the song Blue, by Eiffel 65. I've been thinking for quite a while on what easily recognizable song could easily be associated with Vorox. For the longest time, I was stumped. Then it suddenly hit me while I was listening to Blue, and I realized that it was perfect. The only downside was that there weren't too many lyrics or rhymes, so this parody was a cheap one.

 

Unfortunately, I will not be writing a song for Tarix. He's the only Glatorian who hasn't been overwhelming for me. Some huge Tarix fan can write a song based off of him and that would be fine by me, but I will not write one myself. To make up for that, however, I will write a song in tribute to another famous champion of the water.

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

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Ah, yes -- that tune. I never listened to the lyrics when I heard it back in high school.

 

Tell truth, I prefer the Vorox version, sans music.

 

<o> <o>

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:kaukau:Lol. Thanks. I don't know what else to say. I'm trying to make this blog as awesome as possible before my premier membership expires any day now. don't worry, though, I'll be buying myself a lifetime premier membership this summer.

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

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