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No, but you see, the answer is cleverly hidden. Bing has not failed you, it has clearly laid out the best course of action: you must follow Brutus' example.

 

Because, always remember, Brutus is an honorable man.

Clearly you are now being smote for abandoning your Google overlords.

 

Alternately, deep down, you really just want to wear a tie and draw stuff.

I never had any loyalty to Google. The functionality of their services vs Microsoft's is the same and Microsoft has a better grasp of aesthetics.

I'm definitely thinking that you need to follow Brutus's example and stab whoever's giving you the affections you need to spurn on the Ides of March.

become bing

 

and spout irrelevant information when asked questions

 

(and laugh about it in the super-secret Bing-Cave with your evil BingBuddies)

 

EDIT: how are those related searches related

I never had any loyalty to Google. The functionality of their services vs Microsoft's is the same and Microsoft has a better grasp of aesthetics.

Personally, I prefer the minimalism of Google to the in-your-face graphical overload that is Bing. Maybe I'm just a product of another era.

Best part is related searches.

I searched this on Google and basically got the same stuff.

I searched this on Google and basically got the same stuff.

 

Proof that both Google and Bing are terrible at giving relational advice.