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The Titanic


Nukaya

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How to commemorate the 99th anniversary of the Titanic colliding with an iceberg and sinking the next day, causing 1,517 people to die:

 

1) Play "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion, because it's that one theme song from the Titanic movie, everyone knows that even if they haven't seen it, duh!

2) Play "Cold As Ice" By Foreigner, because, you know, everyone falls into the water and they are cold. Cold as ice in fact!

3) Play "White Flag" by Dido, because she's all "I will go down with this ship", and that's what happen to the people on the Titanic!

4) Laugh with evil glee as your radio listeners wake up to this three song theme.

 

They are straight up one of the worst, most insensitive radio stations I have ever heard.

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That is absolutely heinous. Although the most heinous part of all is the first song, because I'm pretty sure that song would be recognized in court as a Crime Against Humanity. It is the worst song of all the songs ever recorded in the history of songs.

 

But seriously how are these people at this radio station keeping their jobs?

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That is absolutely heinous. Although the most heinous part of all is the first song, because I'm pretty sure that song would be recognized in court as a Crime Against Humanity. It is the worst song of all the songs ever recorded in the history of songs.

Have you not heard about the latest internet sensation? Black Friday or something? ;)

(If not then your ears have been spared utter misery.)

 

That song is not the worst song ever recorded in the history of songs. That song is an unfortunate misuse of a 13 year old girl by her parents and their decision to drop several thousand dollars to have a record label create, record, and make a music video for her. It's really just right along the lines of the bad covers and (usually) accompanying hilariously bad and over-acted music videos people make with their friends that they then post online, just this one got a lot more attention than the majority have or ever will.

 

Anyway, Nukaya, if this is you with an early-morning radio show, good job! :evilgrin:

 

-CF

 

No. I have more class than that. It's a local station. I thought they kind of were already not so great on the fact that they play 2-4 songs and then go to commercial (with the commercial time sometimes being longer than the song time, but today's "Three of a Kind" playlist was just tacky and bad.-Nukaya

 

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But... I like White Flag...

 

:music:

 

Me too. I mean, their choice of using it isn't going to ruin the song for me, but it was like :( -Nukaya

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That is absolutely heinous. Although the most heinous part of all is the first song, because I'm pretty sure that song would be recognized in court as a Crime Against Humanity. It is the worst song of all the songs ever recorded in the history of songs.

Heh, I like that song...

 

Playing songs such as those is certainly a very strange way to commemorate the event. It's not the approach I would have taken.

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