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Nukaya

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HELLO IT IS HULK. HULK DECIDE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS PEOPLE HAVE OR GIVE THEM ADVICE BECAUSE HULK HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND HULK FIND NOTHING GOOD ON TV.

 

YES NUKAYA ALLOW HULK TO KEEP DOING THIS. HULK WANT MORE QUESTIONS. HULK EXCITED FOR MOVIE PREMIERE TONIGHT.

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