Jump to content
  • entries
    308
  • comments
    1,665
  • views
    86,254

Ask Hulk


Nukaya

2,559 views

HELLO IT IS HULK. HULK DECIDE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS PEOPLE HAVE OR GIVE THEM ADVICE BECAUSE HULK HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND HULK FIND NOTHING GOOD ON TV.

 

YES NUKAYA ALLOW HULK TO KEEP DOING THIS. HULK WANT MORE QUESTIONS. HULK EXCITED FOR MOVIE PREMIERE TONIGHT.

68 Comments


Recommended Comments



Be honest, who would win in an all-out fight to the death between Hulk, The Thing, and the irradiated Jimmy Neutron?

 

Will Nukaya bump this entry?- :burnmad:

HULK WIN. HULK GET ANGRIER HULK GET STRONGER. LIKE KELLY CLARKSON SONG.

 

IT LOOK LIKE YOU ALREADY FOUND IT SO WHY NUKAYA NEED TO BUMP ENTRY. MAYBE NUKAYA BUMP IT AT LATER DATE.

 

Does Hulk like sour jelly beans? What about spicy jelly beans? And bitter ones?

HULK LOVE SOUR JELLY BEANS. NOT SO MUCH SPICY ONES OR BITTER ONES. HULK ALWAYS TAKE SOUR JELLY BEANS AND PUT THEM IN NICK FURY EASTER BASKET. HULK LOOK AT PAST EASTERS IN RETROSPECT AND THINK THAT MAYBE WHY NICK FURY SO BITTER SOMETIMES.

Link to comment
HOW WOULD HULK GO ABOUT BEATING BATMAN? ALSO HAS HULK EVER MET KERMIT THE FROG?

HULK WOULD BE TERRIBLE PERSON AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT PARENTS. OR HULK GIVE BATMAN COUGH DROP AND TELL BATMAN HE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SORE THROAT. WORK EVERY TIME.

 

HULK MEET KERMIT BECAUSE ONE TIME KERMIT WIELD MJOLNIR. IT PRETTY RAD.

Link to comment
HOW HULK SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON SO EASY

IT MAKE HULK LIFE MUCH MORE EXCITING. NOT THAT IT NEED MORE EXCITEMENT.

Link to comment
DOES HULK KNOW THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO CREATED THE EVIL THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF PIE?

IF YOU KNOW WHO MUFFIN MAN IS YES. HE HAVE BROTHER NAME PIE MAN. MUFFIN MAN AND PIE MAN HAVE TWO OTHER SIBLINGS NAMED AFTER BAKERY ITEMS. THEY WORK AS SUPERHERO GROUP CALLED Y.E.A.S.T. HULK NOT KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR.

 

HULK GUESS YOU COULD SAY THEY LIKE TO RISE TO THE OCCASION. IT PITA THEY NOT JOIN AVENGERS. THEY ON A ROLL ON KEEPING DOWN THE CRIME SPREES.

 

Does Kermit have the Katana?- :burnmad:

NO. KERMIT TOO GOOD FOR MOST WEAPONS BECAUSE MOST WEAPONS EXPLODE ON SIGHT WHEN HE ENTER ROOM DUE TO SHEER AWE. THAT WHY HE ONLY WIELD MJOLNIR.

Link to comment
HULK GUESS YOU COULD SAY THEY LIKE TO RISE TO THE OCCASION. IT PITA THEY NOT JOIN AVENGERS. THEY ON A ROLL ON KEEPING DOWN THE CRIME SPREES.

<3

Link to comment

:kaukau: Oh my goodness, I just realized that you had an avengers shirt on in your sidebar picture!

 

Ahem, anyways, I've ahd enough with these question and answer things. These entries, all of them, are beneath me. I'm a god, and I'm not about to post in one of these topics.

 

Although - quick question - what do you think of my godliness?

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Link to comment

:kaukau: Oh my goodness, I just realized that you had an avengers shirt on in your sidebar picture!

 

Ahem, anyways, I've ahd enough with these question and answer things. These entries, all of them, are beneath me. I'm a god, and I'm not about to post in one of these topics.

 

Although - quick question - what do you think of my godliness?

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

YOU NOT GOD. OR DEMIGOD. YOU NOT THOR. SORRY.

Link to comment

MAYBE HE'S LOKI

 

Hulk.

 

Smash?

 

- :burnmad:

HE NOT LOKI. LOKI TAKING REALLY LONG TIME ON THAT DRINK IRON MAN GIVE HIM.

 

WHY HULK NEED SMASH. WHAT ABOUT SMASH. HULK NOT WATCH THAT TV SHOW.

Link to comment

Now, Hulk old bean, what are your exact thoughts on walrus moustaches?

HULK THINK WALRUS MUSTACHE LOOK RAVISHING ON CERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE JAMIE FROM MYTHBUSTERS. HULK DEBATE GROWING MUSTACHE LIKE THAT BUT FURY SAY IT BAD FOR PR FOR SOME REASON.

Link to comment

Guest
Add a comment...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...