Hey media. LOOK. Something contrary to the mass hysteria you're trying to blend up!
Wait....how exactly does one blend up mass hysteria? Is there a recipe for that? "Hi, I'd like a mass hysteria shake with a side of fries." "Ok, that'll be 4.99 at the window. Would you like to supersize that mass hysteria for twenty-three cents more?"
Yes, that is exactly how you make it.-FN