The Snape Idea
have you seen Up?
Sisen: Imagine if the imaginary snipe was actually Snape.
well, the real snipe
because kevin is a real snipe but really isn't a snipe
well, just imagine snape wearing colours like that
Sisen: Wait isn't kevin the kid?
Nukaya: kevin is the bird
even though it's a girl bird
I guess snape can sort of wear colours
this means that snape is a drag queen!
Sisen: Oh whoops. See I was thinking more of the squirrel that went to hide under the house or something from the kid, so instead of animal under the house it is snape.... Yeah your idea is waaay better and lolworthy xD
Nukaya: oh, his fan girls will go crazy over this
Sisen: Maybe that's why everyone was really afraid of him, and why Neville saw him in his Grandma's clothes and bird hat...
How Snape wearing lots of colours equals Snape being a drag queen, I don't really know, but the idea of Snape as one is amusing to me, especially with the incident with the boggart in the third book. He really did make that stuffed vulture hat look good...
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