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Thought Provoking?

Posted by Kevin Owens , Jul 15 2006 · 224 views


Well I was bored and hungry today so I ate a tape measurer. So I was all like ‘Yum’ and stuff. However my Mom said ‘All your base are belong to us!’ And I was all like ‘What you say!’ And then she got all indignant on me and said ‘OWNED BY THE FLAMING UNDEAD GRAPEFRUITS!!!!’ And then I said ‘O ######!!!!’ And then we went on a picnic.

However on the picnic the flaming monkeys came back and they wanted my tongue. AGAIN! So I was all like ‘No. And then they got all angry. So decided to attack them with a flame thrower. Well it turned out that that wasn’t that hot of an idea because they were already ON fire. So I hit them with a fire extinguisher and they fled.

And that’s my day in a nut shell!

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No...your day consisted of ringing my doorbell constantly.

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Eh, weird. Still's got my name as Problematique on some of the bloog stuff.
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Sounds yummyliscious, Moggeh tongue.gif
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Mata-Nui Nuva
Aug 12 2006 05:02 PM
... I agree? So how did the tape mesurer taste?
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