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Kevin Owens

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Well I was bored and hungry today so I ate a tape measurer. So I was all like ‘Yum’ and stuff. However my Mom said ‘All your base are belong to us!’ And I was all like ‘What you say!’ And then she got all indignant on me and said ‘OWNED BY THE FLAMING UNDEAD GRAPEFRUITS!!!!’ And then I said ‘O ######!!!!’ And then we went on a picnic.

 

However on the picnic the flaming monkeys came back and they wanted my tongue. AGAIN! So I was all like ‘No. And then they got all angry. So decided to attack them with a flame thrower. Well it turned out that that wasn’t that hot of an idea because they were already ON fire. So I hit them with a fire extinguisher and they fled.

 

And that’s my day in a nut shell!

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