1. You do not talk about beets.
2. You do NOT talk about beets.
3. RESPECT THE TURAHK
4. You do not capitalize the V in my name. (That means you
) Do not double the first K, either.
5. Cost per comment is five widgets. Not payable with MetruCard.
6. Sumiki and Kohrak Kal17 are my right- and left-claw henchmen. Fear them. (o rite Burnmad and Brickeens are right/left-foot henchmen too kthxbai (plus Gornt as stinger-tail henchman))
7. RAYG IS CHRISTIAN BALE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
8. There shall be no attempts to make people lose The Game-- gah, snappit.
9. Candlejack has no authority to abduct peop
10. All math equations are to be written in base thirteen. 6 x 9 = 42.
11. Whatever the staff say, do it. Better for your health that way.
12. All complaints are to be PMed to -Toa Lhikevikk-. Mailing adress is 90754 BZ-Koro.
14. We do not follow that stupid hotel rule in which the number 13 is skipped. kk? kk.