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I counter with one reason Strakk is more awesome (besides the METAL axe)

1) I have a prototype Strakk mask. =P

11: Strakk has the lame chest protection that makes him look pregnant when flipped over. XD

 

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Xaeraz: No, that only means you're awesome. And Gelu has a CRYSTAL sword.

Sumiki: I think that's covered by #10 and #3.

I was using Metal in the adjectival (I think that's a word) way here. I mean't it's really frakking sweet.

Also I used Strakk's body on a Voroxmod of my own and it works better than Lego's vorox body.

Plus Strakk keeps losing against those retired soldiers.

Xaeraz: No, it isn't a word, and Gelu's sword is still cooler than the axe.

Vaka-Nui: So true, so true.

10 Reasons Strakk owns Gelu (read: rebuttal)

 

10: The Inika torso wins, yeah. But Gelu doesn't use it creatively at all. Even Gresh did better.

9: That's a cool job, though.

8: Traitors, cowards, backstabbers, and good businessmen all make great characters.

7: Robbers also make good characters.

6: Fero's tough to beat, it's true. But it's Gelu's job to fight him, not Strakk's, so cut him some slack.

5: Strakk's helmet looks like a cross between a demon, a skull, and the Abominable Snowman. Gelu's looks like a Mandalorian helmet that got a Snowflake Shield thrown at the back of it.

4: Retired soldiers can be brutal, mind you.

3: Gelu, however, looks like he's actually TRYING to make his body proportionate. Fail. Strakk revels in his "good looks".

2: Strakk had the best lines in that book, if not all of BIONICLE's later half.*

1: Gelu's sword is rubber. Strakk has a VERY. BIG. AXE. Therefore he WINS.

And the winning blow: Strakk's got a great accent. Gelu didn't even show up in the movie.

 

*As in,

 

Ackar: "It's all up to Gresh now."

Strakk: "Vy doesn't dat feel me with confeedince..."

Kiina: "You just better hope the bone hunters don't fill you with Thornax! "

Strakk: "And rrruin my good loox? They vuldn't darr!"

 

Gelu: "Could you save the pickpocketing till the battle is over?!"

Strakk: "By then all tha good loot vill bee gonn! Agori arr queeck, and they hav steecky feengers."

Gelu: "You're hopeless."

Strakk: "I know! Eet's my best qualiteeeeee."