10 Reasons Gelu Is More Awesome Than Strakk
woot premier week is over and i still have my blog for the rest of the year 8D (I've been using that emote a lot lately, haven't I?)
10: Gelu has an Inika torso, Strakk has an ugly custom. (No customs in my blog. > INIKA TORSOS FTW!)
9: Gelu's job makes him travel the planet. All Strakk does is fight a little and go home.
8. Gelu stopped being a Glatorian so he could be a caravan guard and that's cool. Strakk stopped being a Glatorian because he tried to kill Ackar and that's not cool.
7. Gelu will only rob you if it was the right thing to do. Strakk will rob you and couldn't care less.
6. Gelu battled Fero and defeated him. (Not to mention looked awesome doing it.) Strakk battled Fero and got owned. (Not to mention looked like a total noob.)
5. Gelu has a cool-looking helmet. Strakk has an ugly helmet.
4. Gelu fights pirates. Strakk fights retired soldiers.
3. Gelu is slim, tall, and handsome, Strakk is a disturbingly skinny hunchback.
2. Gelu did all sorts of cool things in Raid on Vulcanus, Strakk just did a few boooooring things.
1. Gelu has an awesome sword. Strakk has a boring axe.
Gelu rocks, Strakk sucks.
(Gelu also wants you to join the V Team. The universe is at stake, people!)
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