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Okay.  Here's some Ginseng tea.

 

According to Iroh it's the bestest tea ever.  It can cure all wounds, maybe.

It only costs half of your entire gold (plus lots of taxes).

My potions are too strong for you, Traveler.

Potion Seller... I tell you I'm going into battle and I want only your strongest potions.

You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.

Potion Seller, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.

My potions would kill you, Traveler. You can't handle my potions.

Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

My strongest potions would kill you, Traveler! You can't handle my strongest potions! You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions!

Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now, I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.

You don't know what you ask, Traveler. My strongest potions would kill a DRAGON, let alone a man! You need a seller, that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong!

Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions! I'm going into battle! I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS. NO ONE CAN. MY STRONGEST POTIONS ARE FIT FOR A BEAST, LET ALONE A MAN.

Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I am to be successful in the battle!

I cannot give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest!

Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere! I'll go elsewhere for my potions!

That's what you better do!

I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!

Good! You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you are clearly not of the strongest you are clearly of the weakest!

You've had your say, Potion Seller, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights! No respect for anything, except your potions!

Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?