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The Lord of Skull Spiders


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I woke up today with a 4 cm long spider on the wall by my bed.

 

Send Toa. :(

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i mailed you a deed to a new house

Good, because I burned down the old one.

 

*pulls out pistol* *fires bullet at spider* 

 

Problem solved. 

There aren't any guns in Australia.  They only make the spiders stronger.

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Can't you just befriend them and form a spider army to overthrow the kangaroos?

My Mask of Skull Spiders isn't working.  Am I doing it wrong?

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Find the spider's natural predator. I mean, it's probably gonna be something logical like a bird or lizard.... 

But meh, get something cute like a kitten or bunny, and use the whole spider thing as an excuse to get one. Won't remove the problem, but hey fluffiness!

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