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~Sol de Medianoche~

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On Thursday, the history club that I am part of attempted to have a meeting. Only about half the people showed up out of what is already a fairly small group, so the whole thing dissipated quite quickly. There were, however, three people besides me who came and stayed, and somehow, we ended up creating the Super Political Party. The platform, written on the classroom whiteboard and immortalized on everyone's cellphone camera, is as follows.

 

 

Super Political

Party

  • Strobe lights at elections
  • Reinstate the Alien and Sedition Acts (opposition to this measure is considered seditious, by the way)
  • Do away with Constitution and reinstate the Articles of Confederation
  • Candidates are chosen either by a primary or random sample
  • Candidates are not allowed to speak or explain stances on issues during campaigns
  • Head of the party is a monkey; whatever the monkey says, the opposite action is to be taken
  • We don't have any more debt, China
  • No more free trade
  • Social welfare= FREE pretzels (This one was mine. I was really, really hungry.)

I think we may have something here. This just might be the change America needs.

 

-::h e l i o m a n c e r::-

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~Sol de Medianoche~

I would, but that would mean I would have to be responsible. And everybody knows that third part candidates are virtually impossible to elect to executive office.

 

-::h e l i o m a n c e r::-

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