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SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

 

COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID "I'M ANGRY"

Five days since you laughed at me,

 

Saying "Get that together, come back and see me!"

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hood wink; as I make you stop think;

You'll think you're looking at Aqua Man

I summon fish to the dish; although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the Sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gotta make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake

I like vanilla it's the finest of the flavours!

Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow

'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver!

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad.

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will.

What in the name of all that is good are you guys talking about?!

I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me,

Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

 

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees!

It's been three days since the afternoon

 

You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon

Yesterday; you'd forgiven me

 

But it'll still be two days 'til you say you're sorry!

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the smoking man's in this one!

 

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm Tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy!

Like Kurosawa, I make mad films; okay I don't make films,
But if I did, they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with the tiny nubs,
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

GOTTA GET IN TUNE WITH SAILOR MOON

'CAUSE THE CARTOON HAS GOT THE BOOM

ANIME BABES

THAT MAKE ME THINK THE WRONG THING

 

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? You soon will.

I have a tendency to wear my mind of my sleeve

 

I have a history of losing my shirt...

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to the side and said "I'm sorry"

 

Five days since I laughed at you, and said

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do!"