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What Boredom Does To Man.


Riglax

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>Your future self: Wake up

You're going to wake up and sneeze. A mouse will be in your bathroom. There will be cookies for breakfast and lunch, because World War 3 has started. This time they are fighting for the restoration of Bionicle. Your mom asks you to eat the cookies and start washing something.

 

>Your future self: Be your even further Future self

You wake up again, and there's cookies on you. You wonder what happened, but then you remember you stole the cookies from your past self and ate them.

 

>Future Self 1 (FS1): Be amazed by your future self stealing the cookies.

You from the future walk in the room with some weird clothes, and seal your/his? cookies. Propose to future self to play a Wonderful World 3 game.

 

>Future Self 2 (FS2): Get the cookies, go to your time and eat them.

 

>further Future self and FS2 merge in our viewpoint.

You wake up again, and remember that you have to start a World... War 3??? Anyways you go to Bzpower.

 

>FS1: Look out the window.

You see some people throwing Bionicle sets all over the place. There's a bunch of HF pieces creating a defence wall on the other side.

 

>FS1: Invent a time machine to steal your future self cookies.

But there's no such technology yet!

 

>FS1: Wait for years to pass until you can make a time machine, then go back in the Alpha timeline give it to Alpha FS1 and die.

You're now Doomed Future Future Self 1 (DFFS1).

 

>DFFS1: Give time machine to FS1.

You go back in time and give the time machine to this guy. You try to go back in your time, but the machine runs out of battery, thus transporting half of your body to the future. You die painfully.

 

>FS2: Start WW3

You don't know what how to do that using Bzpower.

 

>FS2: Ask your future self to do that.

 

>Be Ray

You are now a guy named Ray. You happen to be the future FS2. We are going to call you Ray and not FS3.

 

>Ray: Proceed

You know that soon enough your past self will come to you and ask you how to start WW3. Because you remember doing it, of course.

 

>Ray: Cause a paradox for fun

You go back in time. And steal the cookies days before FS1 find them. Then you kill your mom before you are born making your existence impossible, but because you are in an other chronology in timespace time refolds himself into making you exist, AKA creating an alternative doomed timeline so you just die later on.

 

>BE FUTURE RAY

You're future Ray. You're stuck in time because if you go back you won't exist. You go back, and stop existing.

 

>Present Self: Say whaat?

Oh you're just bored. You close Rig's blog and continue on Bzpower.

 

 

I might make some random images with this IDK .

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